January 2012
31 posts
Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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“I wish I wasn’t out here in the cold. I wish I was in a pit of Cotton...”
– The oldest Babybot.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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I'm waiting for the FedEx truck to deliver some...
The anticipation is KILLING ME.
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
897 notes
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
31 notes
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“If you put something good on the Internet the odds are good someone is going to...”
– Franklin “Delano the Funky Homosapien” Roosevelt
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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1 tag
Jan 16th
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Drawing cartoon dirt is harder than I thought
For real. 
Jan 15th
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Operation: Get fat and grow a beard 2012 is going...
It’s actually easier than I thought.
Jan 13th
50 notes
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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It's amazing how P90X transforms a normal person...
Jan 8th
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The best way to eat Hot Pockets is to pretend...
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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I don't care for the word "Swoon".
Jan 5th
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But what do you really think, comics readers?  →
The newspaper The Californian pulled the comic Fred Basset and replaced it with the acclaimed Cul de Sac. The newspaper’s readers hated the change and wrote into the paper to tell them how they felt. Here is one of my favorite reactions: We have tried for the last week on your new comic and it is dumb! Bring back sweet old Fred. My gosh, he was at least something you could laugh at. This...
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Wonky eye hall of fame
Jorge Luis Borges Thom Yorke Who else am I missing?
Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
46 posts
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
27 notes
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Dec 28th
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So many folks on Tumblr and Twitter have taken...
I admire that. If my neighbors are on the internet I’m sure they’ll leave that shit up until at least March. 
Dec 27th
32 notes
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My Dad gave me a chainsaw for Christmas.
I know he thinks it’s going to help me get my yard cleaned up, but I just plan on learning how to make elaborate ice sculptures.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
28 notes
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Hello: uh...hey guys... →
madeleineishere: I ended up in the Emergency Room yesterday… I fainted at work (reason unknown) and fell to the floor- hitting my head and neck in an awkward position which knocked me unconscious for a bit~ I was rushed to the ER in an ambulance on a back stretcher (most uncomfortable ride ever) BUT at…
Dec 24th
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I find aging cool people hilarious.
Generally speaking.
Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
Dec 21st
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A short list of things I have in common with winos...
Shaving isn’t a priority. My clothes are peppered with stains of unknown origin. It’s only a matter of time before someone throws up on me.  
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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WatchWatch
Awesome! Hope to see more of these!
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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“Will Oldham – Sweeney called me and said that Johnny Cash just recorded “I See A...”
– Will Oldham (Bonnie Prince Billy), interviewed by Alan Licht (via newspeedwayboogie)
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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I think if you people knew how much peanut butter...
It might make some of you a little bit sad. 
Dec 18th
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baitandswitch replied to your photo: These guys know how to relax. I am thinking about getting dog life tattooed on my stomach to make me EVEN MORE like Tupac! PUG LIFE!
Dec 17th
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