February 2012
10 posts
When are we as a society finally going to do...
Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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There is nothing wrong with having a dog collar...
Feb 5th
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My cat is celebrating caturday by hiding from...
Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
35 posts
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Jan 31st
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My two year old Babybot is conducting some sort of...
We are on month five of the experiment and she has yet to inform me when it will end.
Jan 30th
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I'm gonna kick today's ass
Today: That’s mighty big talk for someone who doesn’t have to get up and go to work. Me: Oh yeah… Today: So that’s probably just the coffee talking, huh? Me: Probably…
Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
32 notes
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Jan 25th
58 notes
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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“I wish I wasn’t out here in the cold. I wish I was in a pit of Cotton...”
– The oldest Babybot.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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I'm waiting for the FedEx truck to deliver some...
The anticipation is KILLING ME.
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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“If you put something good on the Internet the odds are good someone is going to...”
– Franklin “Delano the Funky Homosapien” Roosevelt
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Drawing cartoon dirt is harder than I thought
For real. 
Jan 15th
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Operation: Get fat and grow a beard 2012 is going...
It’s actually easier than I thought.
Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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It's amazing how P90X transforms a normal person...
Jan 8th
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The best way to eat Hot Pockets is to pretend...
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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I don't care for the word "Swoon".
Jan 5th
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But what do you really think, comics readers?  →
The newspaper The Californian pulled the comic Fred Basset and replaced it with the acclaimed Cul de Sac. The newspaper’s readers hated the change and wrote into the paper to tell them how they felt. Here is one of my favorite reactions: We have tried for the last week on your new comic and it is dumb! Bring back sweet old Fred. My gosh, he was at least something you could laugh at. This...
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Wonky eye hall of fame
Jorge Luis Borges Thom Yorke Who else am I missing?
Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
46 posts
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
So many folks on Tumblr and Twitter have taken...
I admire that. If my neighbors are on the internet I’m sure they’ll leave that shit up until at least March. 
Dec 27th
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My Dad gave me a chainsaw for Christmas.
I know he thinks it’s going to help me get my yard cleaned up, but I just plan on learning how to make elaborate ice sculptures.
Dec 25th
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