Wait. This class is Algebra?
I though I was in Drawing Prehistoric Landscapes 101.
September 2010
August 2010
Tonight is a School night
When I was kid that meant doing anything fun was out of the question and I had to go to bed at a decent hour.
Now that I’m 30 it means I actually go to school at night and it’s time to trim my eyebrows.
I'm pretty sure you've heard and are excited about this: Scotch® Pop-Up Tape Deskgrip Dispenser ( http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41O9sCweTRL._SL500_AA300_.jpg )
I have not seen this before. I don’t know how I missed this! Thanks for the heads up on this Alex, next on my shopping list for sure.
Two-A-Days
No I’m not practicing for the High School Football team.
I’m going out of town on vacation for four days. I’m doing two comics a day for the next four days so there will be comics while I’m gone.
Am I the only one who draws a complete blank whenever they look at the New Yorker's Cartoon Caption contest?
Makes me feel inadequate.
On my way to eat Key Lime Pie
Friday night done right!
I'MMA WRITE MY OWN DAMN TUMBLR SURVEY. (Reblog! Like, if you want to and stuff.)
Reason for tumblr name: Old work nickname that lasted a week.
First thing you’d do if you switched genders for a day: Boob Power
Emotional age: 66.
Population size, landscape, and amenities of dream city: We built this city. We built this city on Rock and Roll
Tumblrs to whom you could swear you’re related: Fuckyeahcharleslaughton
Parent you would eat first if stranded in the Andes: Dad. There is more of him to eat than Mom
Dream superpower - flight or invisibility: More flight. Less fight.
Cake or pie: Cake.
Drugs?: Coffee
Person (living, dead, fictional, whatever) for whom you would change your sexual orientation, if only for the one-night stand: Snoopy. I’ll do whatever it takes to see the inside of that doghouse.
Eat a fetus baby toddler seven-year-old, or release a (very definitely guilty) death row inmate: Seven-year-old. That’s when humans get ripe.
Hipster tattoo, if forced to chose - finger mustache or Carl Sagan quote in multicolored Helvetica: Finger mustache, then have my fingers removed.
Reality tv show on which you would star/compete: Dog The Bounty Hunter. Because its really only a matter of time before I jump bail in Hawaii anyway.
Dream spot in which to have sex [please don’t say “vagina”] - church, Oval Office, classroom, space shuttle, whatever: We built this city. We built this city on Rock and Roll.
Grossest food you’ve ever eaten: Unidentified Chicken product at Marian Days
Do you believe in miracles??!?!!: Sure
Listen
Townes Van Zandt- Cocaine
Well, coke’s for horses, Lord, it ain’t for men.
They say it kills you, but they don’t say when.
Agreed! It’s the most honest and vulnerable of his albums, I’d say. Not that I dislike all the others, but they all have a degree of affectation he hides behind (especially after re-embracing the L Ron).
The re-embracing of the L Ron was extremely disappointing.
Sea Change is my favorite Beck album
I don’t enjoy his other albums as much as I used to for some unknown reason.
Sea Change still holds up.
I'd like to record a Country album before I die
Like right before. Maybe an hour before I die.
“Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes. Or he would be, if he were mortal.”
—Ira Glass when asked the question: Who is your mortal enemy
Unpopular 'Fuck Yeah' Tumblr Blogs
- Fuck Yeah Charles Laughton!
- Fuck Yeah Well Dressed and Visually Impaired!
- Fuck Yeah Real Numbers!
My good sir, how is school going? And what are you studying?
Things are going well. I’m majoring in History. I decided to go back to school too late in the summer to get a full load of classes I need so I’m only going part-time this semester. So this fall I’m taking Algebra and Speech. If all goes well I’m going back full time in the spring!
