October 2010
Oct 1st
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September 2010
Who are we going to get to reassure the elderly...
Sep 30th
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Car games for the hard and cynical!
Hey kids wanna learn a new game to play in the car? Next time you’re behind a car with a bumper sticker on it, just imagine the sticker’s message is a lie the driver tells themselves repeatedly just to make it through their miserable and empty lives! It works for almost any bumper sticker and is a fun way to pass the time.
Sep 30th
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"Wait, It's More Complex Than You... →
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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File under: thoughts that should be no-brainers...
The mall is a sad place at 11:00 am on a Thursday morning.
Sep 30th
(Insert whine about being sick here)
Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
Not A Joke: The Pentagon Just Destroyed Thousands... →
What the hell? These kind of stories scare the heck out of me.
Sep 27th
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You know what I'd like to see?
A Little Richard biopic.
Sep 27th
Watching Dexter season four
Lots of Lithgow ass.
Sep 26th
 bogmad replied to your photo: These are all comics. Just in one big stack. I… Ever think about selling originals? Dunno if there’d be a market for them or not, but can’t say I haven’t seen it done. I don’t know if there is much of a market for them either. Also I’m not sure how much to charge for them. Or which ones to sell. If there is a market I would sell a few of them...
Sep 24th
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
Sep 22nd
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Byronic’s post about Umberto Eco reminded me of my best friend James. He grew up in Jackson TN and had cool stories about seeing Carl Perkins mowing his lawn without his hairpiece. 
Sep 22nd
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My creative muscles are stiff today.
Sep 22nd
Dan Savage's Itgetsbetterproject →
drburn: After 15 year old Billy Lucus’s suicide last week, Dan Savage started a youtube channel that has videos of LGBT adults explaining how their lives got better after high school and after they moved away from the bullies. This is a great idea. Hopefully it will help.
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Listenbringmetheheadofdaviddixon: Shortcoming Episode...
Sep 22nd
stick it in your ear: shortcomings episode eleven...
bringmetheheadofdaviddixon: Click and transport yourself to a land of audio magic! We made it just for you, our people.
Sep 21st
Do you know who I wish were on Tumblr? Macaulay...
Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
 suicidewatch replied to your link:Keanu Reeves Pitches ‘Bill & Ted’ Sequel With Werner Herzog Directing! No way. THIS IS the movie that should be in 3D for pure insanity/Herzogian reasons. 3D movies make my eyes hurt. I don’t if it’s just because I’m a old man or if it’s a common problem. I have a theory that Keanu wants this to be made so when people think of a...
Sep 21st
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Keanu Reeves Pitches ‘Bill & Ted’ Sequel With... →
What? OK. Just don’t make it 3D. Please.
Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 18th
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I've been grumpy for three days and I don't know...
Also someone unfollowed Crimes after today’s comic was posted. And that bothered me more than usual. 
Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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How many followers would 'Crimes' lose
If It just featured a talking Penis named One-eyed Willy?
Sep 16th
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Sep 15th
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ListenTeenage Fanclub- Like a Virgin (Madonna Cover)
Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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tymywhat replied to your post: self-doubting Hashtag! should get his own blog, I’d follow that
Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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kidskiddingkittens asked: I just discovered your web comic.
I have no fucking clue what took me so long.
Sep 14th
I'm sure my kidneys would appreciate it if I drank...
Sep 14th
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I'm thinking about drawing some cartoons and...
I don’t why I would invite the rejection but whatever.
Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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