December 2011
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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So many folks on Tumblr and Twitter have taken...
I admire that. If my neighbors are on the internet I’m sure they’ll leave that shit up until at least March. 
Dec 27th
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My Dad gave me a chainsaw for Christmas.
I know he thinks it’s going to help me get my yard cleaned up, but I just plan on learning how to make elaborate ice sculptures.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Hello: uh...hey guys... →
madeleineishere: I ended up in the Emergency Room yesterday… I fainted at work (reason unknown) and fell to the floor- hitting my head and neck in an awkward position which knocked me unconscious for a bit~ I was rushed to the ER in an ambulance on a back stretcher (most uncomfortable ride ever) BUT at…
Dec 24th
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I find aging cool people hilarious.
Generally speaking.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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A short list of things I have in common with winos...
Shaving isn’t a priority. My clothes are peppered with stains of unknown origin. It’s only a matter of time before someone throws up on me.  
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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WatchWatch
Awesome! Hope to see more of these!
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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“Will Oldham – Sweeney called me and said that Johnny Cash just recorded “I See A...”
– Will Oldham (Bonnie Prince Billy), interviewed by Alan Licht (via newspeedwayboogie)
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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I think if you people knew how much peanut butter...
It might make some of you a little bit sad. 
Dec 18th
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baitandswitch replied to your photo: These guys know how to relax. I am thinking about getting dog life tattooed on my stomach to make me EVEN MORE like Tupac! PUG LIFE!
Dec 17th
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chels replied to your photo: These guys know how to relax. Book idea: things we could learn from dogs Written by  Dr. Woofer P. Barkington.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Rewatching Gilmore Girls
lazybookreviews: UGH, why is Dean so pissy?  What was Rory thinnnnnking?? Disclaimer: I never really liked any of Rory’s boyfriends. I didn’t like any of Rory’s boyfriends either. Luke and Digger are the only boyfriends of Lorelai’s that I ever liked.
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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SPX: The Small Press Expo: CALLING ALL... →
spx: Registration for 2012 SPX table space will be opening in a few weeks (on or around the first of the year). If you’ve exhibited recently, say 2010 or 2011 we’ll be emailing you to remind you to make your table reservation. HOWEVER, if you haven’t exhibited before or just haven’t done so in a…
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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mostdangerousmime replied to your post: When did we start calling it ‘Unfucked’ and stopped saying ‘cleaning’? “Take ‘im to the unfuckers.”
Dec 12th
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When did we start calling it 'Unfucked' and...
It doesn’t matter, I’m all about it.  I hope future generations will do away with the word “cleaning” and use “unfucked” instead. “Look! The cat is licking itself unfucked!” “Young man unfuck this room or you’re grounded” “Honey, I think the house unfucker is pilfering the good silver.”
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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“The (Incredible) Hulk is a nice guy but he’s obnoxious.”
– The Oldest Babybot on the Hulk.
Dec 10th
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librarianpirate replied to your post: As it turns out, it is possible to eat too much peppermint ice cream in one sitting. but how much is too much? And does it vary depending on what else you’re eating at the time? Or how empty your stomach is when you begin? Science needs these answers too. Don’t worry, more research will take place tonight. I’ll research until I hate...
Dec 10th
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As it turns out, it is possible to eat too much...
That’s one less thing Science has to worry about. No need to thank me, Science.
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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I just had too much egg nog.
Ugh
Dec 7th
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dangerousmimes replied to your photo: The oldest Babybot decide poor Sebastian needed to… My dad would simply say Sebastian was “earning his keep.” It’s why my dog was the “ox” in an Oregon trail-inspired game for several weeks wherein I led her around the yard attached to a wagon which pulled blankets & snacks. Anyway, he looks fabulous. My first thought was, “That’s a...
Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Listennewspeedwayboogie: Wilco - Any Major Dude Will...
Dec 2nd
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baitandswitch: It seems our comedy dates the quickest. If you laugh out loud at Shakespeare’s jokes I hope you won’t be insulted if I say you’re trying too hard. Even sketches from the original Saturday Night Live seem slow-witted and obvious now. - David Berman, Self-Portrait At 28
Dec 1st
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