That’s all I can think about lately.
I feel doomed just by watching this shit.
- Hypothetical Friend: Why did you shave your legs, Hugh?
- Me: It makes applying calamine lotion to my legs easier.
- Hypothetical Friend: Oh
- Me: I get poison ivy A LOT.
- Hypothetical Friend: ...
- Me: It hasn't spread to my wiener if that's what your thinking.
Normally I would tough it out but now it’s all around my EYES and I’m worried they would swell shut if I don’t get medical attention. I’m just thankful it hasn’t spread to some place…weird.
So far the part of me it’s infected the most is my soul.
Joplin got hit by the tornado. I’m not one to dwell on the past but I still feel extremely fortunate my family (including my extended family) made it through safely.
My neighbors are mowing their yard now and I don’t want to make it weird.