I’m serious.
June 2012
How much contempt for your own creative work is healthy?
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May 2012
Reblog if you're convinced you're already dead.
Reblog if you're convinced you're going to die in your sleep.
Is anyone else afraid of having a heart attack and dying in their sleep?
That’s all I can think about lately.
"Don't ever touch the Sun"
One way or another everyone in this episode of Mad Men is breaking my heart.
I feel doomed just by watching this shit.
I'm totally going to be Fat Loki for Halloween this year.
If I had a friend in real life
- Hypothetical Friend: Why did you shave your legs, Hugh?
- Me: It makes applying calamine lotion to my legs easier.
- Hypothetical Friend: Oh
- Me: I get poison ivy A LOT.
- Hypothetical Friend: ...
- Me: It hasn't spread to my wiener if that's what your thinking.
I'm going to the doctor for my poison ivy.
Normally I would tough it out but now it’s all around my EYES and I’m worried they would swell shut if I don’t get medical attention. I’m just thankful it hasn’t spread to some place…weird.
I have poison ivy AGAIN
So far the part of me it’s infected the most is my soul.
One year ago
Joplin got hit by the tornado. I’m not one to dwell on the past but I still feel extremely fortunate my family (including my extended family) made it through safely.
Just Strut
King Tuff
I wonder if any of the members of The Strokes have lost sleep over how good King Tuff is?
I'm going to put off mowing the lawn until tomorrow.
My neighbors are mowing their yard now and I don’t want to make it weird.
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