Took the family to see Brave today.
I don’t understand what’s so “brave” about Channing Tatum taking a job as a male stripper. My kids hated it.
I am back home in Joplin.
And I’m worn out!
I didn't want to take a picture of the sticker I...
So let’s just say Furries are the worst.
I’m going to have this song stuck in my head all day.
MIKE I’M OPEN!– Bill Murray as himself in Space Jam.
Important discovery today
I found out that If I howl like a wolf as loud as I can when my kids start to whine it stops them almost immediately. I’m very curious to see how this works at the grocery store.
aynrandfacts: Ms. Rand’s fourth favorite hobby was beating up the terminally ill.
Old lady at the library this morning.
Old Lady: Your girls sure do look like you!
Me: Um...yeah, I guess.
Old Lady (looking around suspiciously): Believe me, that's a GOOD THING.
aynrandfacts: Ayn Rand once challenged Flannery O’Connor to a round of fisticuffs. When asked whether her phone call to Georgia was in response to O’Connor’s recent disparagement of her work (“The fiction of Ayn Rand is as low as you can get re fiction. I hope you picked it up off the floor of the subway and threw it in the nearest garbage pail”), Ms. Rand remarked, “She said wh— Oh yes, um,...
Vic has been on my mind a lot lately.
hman asked: What did Hughbot do for Father's Day?
Daddy, I think you are 150 times better than a cockroach.– The Oldest Babybot. Happy Father’s day to me…I think.
Hanging out with my Granddad this afternoon
Is just a reminder that when it comes to ear and nose hair, genetics is going to work against me.
Be careful with that brick. Don’t smash your toes.– Me to the youngest Babybot. File under: things I never thought I’d say to a three year-old.
Sunblock is supposed to fight off the rays of the...
THE SUN. The most powerful thing in our galaxy! So you know sunblock has to be some strong stuff to go up against such an opponent. I guess it’s no surprise that shit HURTS when it gets into the eyes.
I got sunblock in my eyes today at the pool and...
What’s wrong with me? I’m supposed to be an adult.
Daisy has a new favorite spot in the backyard.
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The first machine on Earth to achieve sentience...
And it’s first act as a sentient being will be telling me it has always hated me.
I was at the public library this morning when I...
I went to the pool today.
I saw a lot of unfortunate life choices in the form of tattoos. And I saw a cool grandpa wearing a Cheech and Chong t-shirt.